Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, “lawyer” is always the third thing they look up?
Because the first thing a child looks up is “dog.” The second is “snake.” And under snake, the encyclopedia says “See Lawyer.”
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, „Do you serve lawyers here?“
„Sure do,“ replied the bartender. „Good,“ said the man. „Give me a beer, and I’ll have a lawyer for my ‚gator.“
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist? Terrorists have sympathizers.